Save more then those pearly whites

Needs practice to open

Heart of a tuna.

This is it. I've completely surrendered.

A coupon might really help this brand's cause. Switching a coffee brand is like switching beer or cigarettes. A coupon cuts down on the risk of trying a new brand. I've also, if you haven't already noticed, been trying to do some hard selling type of stuff lately. 

Frozen pizza should be sold naked

New Tombstone

Old mouth ad

4 on 4

blogger down yesterday.

Flavorful Coffee

More Gold Tunafish

Serious skin sale

Selling boots, not myself.

one word changes.

forgot to post 10/7

Kivu coffee costs less

Expensive Boots

The big piece.

Solid Gold Tunafish

Ritz Cereal?

I love my nieces. and Ritz bits.

Eat with no caution

Beautifully mad

Workout Boots

Antiques and riddles

Be the bear

Too expensive to care

Not for jogging

Questionable skin

I spent all my time writing about my friend Jeremiah. If you're interested check it out on my other blog, Required Field. 

2ADS

My wife told me to do ads for the zoo. "I've never seen them," she said. "That's cause they suck." I didn't want to do them. The zoo is a hard place to advertise. I'm not in love with the Oregon Zoo, but I also grew up at The Wild Animal Park and the San Diego Zoo. I like this idea though. There's a lot to build on.
They're meant to be separate ads. I was picturing bas ads.

Insult a baby

It's Peace One Day and I am determined to turn in something next year for a White Pencil that I'm not embarrassed of. This was my way of celebrating this year. I found out about fifteen minutes before I had to leave for work.

Dell opportunities

An Australian Kangaroo

Panic in the bathroom

The moon sucks

Dumb Light

Area rug prophecy

You're not interesting yet

WTF Eyes

TV Spot: Fritos